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== Mature Audiences Only ==
== Mature Audiences Only ==


=== Little Johnny ===
==== Life Savers ====
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their
horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers
and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when
the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and
mommy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit
'em out, guys, they're assholes!"


== I Don't Know How These Got here ==
== I Don't Know How These Got here ==

Revision as of 14:24, 26 February 2008

I'll be adding to as time permits. Listed in no particular order.

Kid Safe

PG-13

Mature Audiences Only

Little Johnny

Life Savers

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys, they're assholes!"

I Don't Know How These Got here