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==== Life Savers ==== | ==== Life Savers ==== | ||
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their | A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." | ||
horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers | |||
and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." | |||
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when | The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. | ||
the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. | |||
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and | "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all the time." | ||
mommy probably call each other all the time." | |||
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit | Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys, they're assholes!" | ||
'em out, guys, they're assholes!" | |||
== I Don't Know How These Got here == | == I Don't Know How These Got here == | ||
Revision as of 14:24, 26 February 2008
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Life Savers
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys, they're assholes!"
